Getting Your Dog Used to Baby Noises

Jenny brought home a funny CD today. It's called Preparing Fido, and it's a collection of baby sounds that you're supposed to play for your dogs so they get used to the noises.

It has some wonderful tracks, such as "Crying Baby", "Cooing Baby", and my personal favorite "Breathing, Grunting and Squeaking Baby".

So, we played some tracks for Biz and Bax, today. They couldn't have cared less. Jenny and I, on the other hand, were traumatized. "Screaming Baby" could not have ended soon enough, and the same goes for the ruthless, 13 minute epic "Keeping You Up Baby (variety track)".

Well, at least the dogs are prepared.